I wonder if Ratatti, Frame, or Logibro ever see a Jadek post and want to comment for its comedy but cannot because they have to be "professionals."

@bgharcourt @JadekMenaheim @CCP_Frame is Jara gonna have to choke a *****!?

If you feel hesitant to enter a public chat with the mistress, discreet cover profiles are available for ISK purchase. Why make a new character when you can buy one that is distinguished as fully anonymous?

Good morning, would-be thieves! Honeypot Inc. would like to help you work around the limitations on buying the lottery. We've been aiding mercs in weaselling their way in and out of deals since 2013.03.21.

Registration is now open for any mercs seeking to 'rob' our corporate wallet. The process is simple!


You apply and are accepted into "Honeypot Inc."
You make your donation to the corporate wallet.
Enamoured by your generosity, we promote you to an accountancy position within our company.
You are certainly not authorised to steal from the corporate wallet. No, sirree. We're just going to turn our backs and trust you not to help yourself.
When If we catch you breaking this rule, we'll eject you from the corp immediately and be sure to send you a very angry email, detailing our upset.


Honeypot Incorporated.
Deals too sweet to be true.

Update 12.04:
The mistress shares her expansive data files on New Eden History, with this 24 minute audio guide. A male companion is also being tested.